going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face
I hate it when a character doesn’t have a FUCKING LAST NAME, SO THEIR TAG IS FULL OF SHIT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT.
reasons why no one ever asked hawke “WHERE IS YOUR MAKER NOW”
- "oh, you just missed him. he’s out shopping, since we were in desperate need of cheese for some delicious sandwiches."
- "just between you and me, he’s been in the bathroom for ages. if he clogs the toilet again i’m going to be so cross.”
- "he’s right behind you. hah! made you look."
- *solemn chest pat* “inside all of us.”
- "where is your maker now?”
- "stop repeating everything i just said."
- "i’m serious, stop it."